With summer approaching it’s time again for us gals to enjoy more liberating attire. You know, short skirts and halter tops. We gamer girls, however, might try a different approach to attracting men by shopping for the latest trends featuring favorable videogame characters. And then there are some of the more intimate garments that only you know you have on. This is about as far as I would go with gamer attire. You probably would never see me in some Zelda cosplay!
Gamer underpants
Hmmm. Goes to show that even if you have the highest achievement score on Xbox Live, you still won’t be able to unlock this achievement with ease. I’ll give you some pointers, though: Don’t act so desperate to get this achievement, because we girls can always tell when you’re a n00b. Might I also mention another point that most guys overlook? Foreplay. That in mind, this achievement shouldn’t be too hard (hehe).
Not too sure what wearing these would hint at. If I were a guy and I met a chick who wore these, I’d probably be worried that there was something dangerous in there. Be careful of what lurks within! If it’s anything like that piranha plant you might wanna steer clear.
If you can get your girl to wear some Nintendo controller panties, it is the ultimate confirmation that you have an awesome girlfriend. It means that not only does she like videogames, she likes retro videogames. Just make sure she isn’t past her prime like the actual NES console. Last thing you’d wanna see is a grandma wearing these.
Nothing like having 8-bit aliens in your panties…er…on your panties. These cute little creatures are bound to catch someone’s interest! Unfortunately, they are only sold in Japan, so unless you can read Japanese, you’re outta luck. :(
Pasties
Mario
Honestly, when I saw these the first thought that came to mind was Mario chasing after mushrooms to get bigger. Mushrooms now have a whole new meaning, especially when you know what’s at stake! Click the picture to see them in action (NSFW).
Pacman
So, these Pacman pasties are obviously very cute, but I don’t see how they could ever be a huge turn on…All they make me wanna do is go play Pacman! The fact that they aren’t the same only makes me wonder if one side is better than the other. For example, is the one with Blinky worse-looking than the one with Pacman? The world will never know.
Clothes
“What a funny shirt!” you might say, but I would be wary about wearing this bad boy in public places (guys and girls alike). Any avid gamer roaming the streets will see a controller and automatically run toward it with arms outstretched. Well, especially if there are some nice boobs under it too…(sorry, moobs don’t count).
This cute little dress is also inviting for gamers to go up to and press buttons. Be wary…they may not be in the upper area of the dress, but it looks like the dress is having hard time staying up as it is. Showing off her muscles; she’s definitely a gamer girl!
To go along with my recent Portal fetish, I have included an Aperture Science dress that was made by a fan. Not included in the picture, but the buttons have little companion cubes on them too! Way to dress classy!
At first I though this was an apron for you to wear while you get your BBQ on, but upon closer investigation I discovered that it is in fact a custom made dress. Kinda looks like it’s made out of felt which makes me less happy, but at least she doesn’t look like this guy:
I admit…that’s not so sexy. NEXT.
This dress, which appears to be made out of a curtain, ends up looking more like a muumuu than anything else. Still, the pattern is Mario-themed, so I feel inclined to mention it in this list. Cute? Yes. Sexy? Depends on who’s wearing it.
This dress makes me a little dizzy, but before I get sick, I would like to mention that this dress is not very sexy on its own. It kinda looks like something an old woman would wear…maybe the mannequin needs to start hitting the gym.
Talk about fancy pants! These tights will make you too cool for school…unless you’re a guy. People might not wanna see that. Cute for any outfit! Those shoes, however, remind me a bit too much of Pee-wee Herman doing the tequila dance on the bar.
Bikinis
Finally. This is the first hot chick I’ve seen on this list. I’m not sure if this is a bikini or just some videogame fetish wear for the bedroom. Either way. Super Keyoot (If you know what I mean). I especially like the lift-able flap. It’s not exactly what you would expect to find from lifting it, but still just as fulfilling!
Ok, I admit that this is actually photoshopped, but wouldn’t it be great if it really did exist? Guys and girls alike would be all over it! Chicks wearing this would be hot $#!@ at the pool.
Now that I’ve shown you some of the sexiest videogame apparel it’s time for you to get crackin’ before summer starts! Single guys: keep an eye out for girls wearing their best gaming clothes. Taken guys: What are you waiting for? Hop to it, and find your girl some gaming gear! Girls: You know how it goes…if you wanna date someone who is a gamer, make sure to get some space invader tights and maybe an NES dress. I wouldn’t recommend wearing them together though! (Retro OVERKILL). Happy hunting!
Clothes are only as sexy as the person wearing them.
The Achievement unlocked and controller one are funny.
The only one I like is the bikini bottom on the left of the second last picture. Everything else is just absurd, and you’d need some kind of odd fetish to be into that stuff. Too much gaming.
Pretty hot stuff in there, I like the GameBoy tube top…Not like for me or anything, hahahahaughhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
That tetris dress is pretty sweet. I lol’d at the Achievement Unlocked panties. :)
Wow, this made my day. My gf would wear something cute with the Monsters by pixel junk. Hey, they could even make it a couple tshirt with the blue and red guys.
I’m definitely liking the Ms. Pac-Man bikini pictures :D.
However, so many of those outfits I can’t see anyone wearing on a normal basis.
That pacman set up is great.
That last picture… I dont share the same feeling on that. I would constantly think she had two nipples ala Mallrats
Lol at the 2 nipple comment! I rember That pic from the nintendo youtube vid. :)
lol.. Not really sure if the gf would wear any of these things, but the tetris bikini looks pretty sexy indeed.
the last picture is the best game bra ever :D
gotta buy a few of those for my next gf
Where are the locked achievement panties available?
Where are the “Locked Achievement” ones available?
Sorry didn’t mean to put that twice! I thought it didn’t post…
How did the username / password panties not make this list?
http://www.jinx.com/women/bottoms?tcid=1
Hmm…I’m not sure how long any of the sexy stuff would actually stay on if I wore it around my gamer husband :-p
Man, talk about overexcitement… hot chicks, videogames, and underwear in one conversation usually leads to a heart attack.
Wow, is it really that hard to come up with game/console themed clothing? Some of these are really trying to hard and look pretty retarded. The ach. unlocked ones are kinda funny though.
“With summer approaching it’s time again for us gals to enjoy more liberating attire. You know, short skirts and halter tops. We gamer girls, however, might try a different approach to attracting men…”
I can’t decide whether the author was trying to be ironic or not….
i like the bikinis and the pasties. lol.
wow some of em are pretty hot
Might have to try and find that controller one for my girlfriend ;)
I think the Pac-Man Bikini would look better if Ms Pac-Man were facing inward too. Symmetry people, symmetry! Plus it would also make it like they were going to kiss.
I have been trying to find bot the NES controller panties and the Space invaders set as I showed this page to a friend and she went nuts.
I have no idea where to find either and if anyone has a web-site / link to purchase these I would be really grateful as I wish to make someone really happy.
Good stuff.
Love the achievement locked one cause it’s locked away waiting for you to unlock it to see whats revealed :) lol.