October 12, 2010. It was a normal night at one McDonald’s in Belmont, CA. Around 9 p.m., something jaw-droppingly incredible was experienced by everyone nearby: The one and only Batman entered the store with a meager disguise of false vampire canines and jeans. Holy condiments, Batman!
After entering the store, the Caped Crusader whipped out one of his trusty “gadgets” from his well-stocked utility belt and quickly convinced the restaurant manager to “donate” some funds to the “Bat bank account” (he apparently forgot the Bat credit card). In order to complete the deception, Batman left the scene in style with his trusty silver two-door Honda.
This well-disguised purveyor of justice has been described as a Hispanic man, standing around 5 foot 10 inches to 6 feet tall and weighing between 215 and 240 pounds. This is clearly the work of the new Batman, Christian Bale, in a masterful disguise brought about through the wonder of make up and special effects. Unfortunately, no results have popped up yet from police alerts. This is expected when your opponent is a master of the night and stealth, but police continue to shine the Bat Signal in hopes of catching Bale.
A sketch of Hispanic Batman:
Proof Bale can transform himself to fit any role required of him:
So you see, it must be him!
The gig is up Bale!
Originally reported by SF Weekly here.
Well I guess if your gonna rob someone this is the way to do it. LOL
@Robert
Agreed.
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Batman is that awesome.
@Mark L Just a heads up, but your link was cut off so no one can see it. :P
Hahaha I want that Hispanic Batman in poster form!
@obsid
I guess it cuts automatically. Weird. Anyway, anyone interested at seeing the picture can go to the video games cartoon thread! It’s the batman picture I posted on the 5th or 6th page.
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A hispanic Batman with VAMPIRE teeth in BELMONT, CA? Sounds…familiar.
Hahaha got a good laugh out of hispanic batman pic. Well the whole story really but that was the icing for me.
First Darth Vader robs a Bank with out his Robot Suit, now Batman forgets his damn Bat Bank Card! Times are tough guys, but comon!
Lol hispanic batman with vampire teeth is classic.
aaawww zombie batman.